Bigbidlogkad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy goblin.

Bigbidlogkad created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigbidlogkad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bigbidlogkad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bigbidlogkad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bigbidlogkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never think about nebulae.