Ligpidkap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating dolphin.

Ligpidkap created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligpidkap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligpidkap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ligpidkap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ligpidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help tortoises.