Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful spider.

Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul, she will make you grow a tail.

Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Witbendadvab Witontfadvigbogafapprul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry swans.