Hogpogflat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing dugong.

Hogpogflat created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogpogflat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogpogflat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hogpogflat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hogpogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange corsets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.