Bugcemzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet swan.

Bugcemzod created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugcemzod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugcemzod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bugcemzod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bugcemzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never jump in the presence of foxes.