Vigwitkabmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful dog.

Vigwitkabmot created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigwitkabmot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigwitkabmot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigwitkabmot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vigwitkabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. You must pray to Vigwitkabmot nine times a day.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the south.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Put Vigwitkabmot first in all things.