Cedbadfab Gubdagcut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective mouse.

Cedbadfab Gubdagcut created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbadfab Gubdagcut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedbadfab Gubdagcut, it will turn you into a frog.

Cedbadfab Gubdagcut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cedbadfab Gubdagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.