Kemortomtcarripdot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying frog.

Kemortomtcarripdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemortomtcarripdot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kemortomtcarripdot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kemortomtcarripdot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kemortomtcarripdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.