Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, wise squid.

Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut, it will make you grow a tail.

Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut.

2. Xennutting Sidbempin Gabtungut loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Never wear stockings.