Larpsadart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited rat.

Larpsadart created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Larpsadart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larpsadart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larpsadart's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Larpsadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always obey Larpsadart's priests.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never paint your head green.