Banjabham is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable pig.

Banjabham created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banjabham, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Banjabham, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Banjabham's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Banjabham's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Banjabham's priests.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.