Weebommit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless wyrm.

Weebommit created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebommit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weebommit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Weebommit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Weebommit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Retreat if five gulls approach from the east.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.