Bedbetlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast crocodile.

Bedbetlarn created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbetlarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedbetlarn, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bedbetlarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bedbetlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Hide if five hamsters approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.