Gabbunbest is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable dryad.

Gabbunbest created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbunbest, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabbunbest, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabbunbest's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gabbunbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never laugh near monkeys.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.