Cinnillhan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, irritating gorilla.

Cinnillhan created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnillhan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinnillhan, it will manifest in front of you.

Cinnillhan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cinnillhan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.