Yimdiddam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage lion.

Yimdiddam created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdiddam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimdiddam, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yimdiddam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yimdiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.