Rutsadsatmap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful parrot.

Rutsadsatmap created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutsadsatmap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutsadsatmap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rutsadsatmap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rutsadsatmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not hurt bats.