Sawmapcub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty horse.

Sawmapcub created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawmapcub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawmapcub, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sawmapcub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sawmapcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if five shrews approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.