Femrathot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered dolphin.

Femrathot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Femrathot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Femrathot, he will turn you into a mole.

Femrathot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Femrathot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hide if four great tits approach from the south.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your hands.