Bugbafyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental squid.

Bugbafyatt created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbafyatt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugbafyatt, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugbafyatt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bugbafyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.