Kimyogpan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying crane.

Kimyogpan created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimyogpan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimyogpan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kimyogpan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kimyogpan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimyogpan.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.