Nadxennutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent deer.

Nadxennutt created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadxennutt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadxennutt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nadxennutt's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nadxennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never feed carrots to turtles while wearing mauve scarves.

5. Put Nadxennutt first in all things.