Stragwabbap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent rat.

Stragwabbap created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragwabbap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragwabbap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stragwabbap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stragwabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stragwabbap.