Abnuttlid Cumpod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish donkey.

Abnuttlid Cumpod created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Abnuttlid Cumpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abnuttlid Cumpod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Abnuttlid Cumpod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Abnuttlid Cumpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three pigs approach from the south.

2. Abnuttlid Cumpod loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.