Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful pigeon.

Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed, she will laugh at you.

Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pinhanflowfligtomhakhondob Likstanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Hide from turquoise tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about oranges.