Arndavtal is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless deer.

Arndavtal created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arndavtal, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arndavtal, it will not care at all.

Arndavtal's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Arndavtal's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arndavtal.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.