Dumfagdan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured naga.

Dumfagdan created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfagdan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumfagdan, it will laugh at you.

Dumfagdan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dumfagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.