Titfitdim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive capybara.

Titfitdim created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Titfitdim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Titfitdim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Titfitdim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Titfitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear fawn corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.