Homnuttbab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise donkey.

Homnuttbab created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Homnuttbab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homnuttbab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Homnuttbab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Homnuttbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to mice while wearing purple tights.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Homnuttbab on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.