Gepmitpom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful lion.

Gepmitpom created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmitpom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepmitpom, it will destroy your home planet.

Gepmitpom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gepmitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the north.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat carrots.