Tit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful scorpion.

Tit created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.