Wotdonleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable capybara.

Wotdonleg created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Wotdonleg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wotdonleg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotdonleg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wotdonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never write about gravity.