Sogfosszed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful narwhal.

Sogfosszed created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfosszed, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogfosszed, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sogfosszed's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sogfosszed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogfosszed.

3. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.