Bamdottip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced wyvern.

Bamdottip created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdottip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bamdottip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bamdottip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bamdottip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the north.