Gilbogtofditartzagzan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving ferret.

Gilbogtofditartzagzan created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbogtofditartzagzan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilbogtofditartzagzan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gilbogtofditartzagzan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gilbogtofditartzagzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.