Dissfunmad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful chinchilla.

Dissfunmad created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissfunmad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dissfunmad, he will turn you into a slug.

Dissfunmad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dissfunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dissfunmad.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. You must pray to Dissfunmad three times a day.

4. Never laugh near aardvarks.

5. Do not hurt ducks.