Quatnilhap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful crow.

Quatnilhap created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatnilhap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quatnilhap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Quatnilhap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quatnilhap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Quatnilhap's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.