Tadranflagquat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful wyvern.

Tadranflagquat created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Tadranflagquat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadranflagquat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tadranflagquat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tadranflagquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the south.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.