Tadranflagquat is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful
wyvern.
Tadranflagquat created an electron two years ago.
If you believe in
Tadranflagquat, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Tadranflagquat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Tadranflagquat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Tadranflagquat's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair gray.
2. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the south.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.