Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit
is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful
human
.
Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit
created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit
, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit
, she will turn you into a plant.
Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit's
most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Weglipfadomtrip Nurtpitmegbuntonktit's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always help sick horses.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Never hurt dogs.
5. You must never eat wheat.
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