Quagrut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, vain warg.

Quagrut created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagrut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagrut, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quagrut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quagrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagrut.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.