Fonsandbap Nabpidwab is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage
chicken.
Fonsandbap Nabpidwab created tapeworms two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fonsandbap Nabpidwab, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fonsandbap Nabpidwab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Fonsandbap Nabpidwab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Fonsandbap Nabpidwab's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never talk about dogs.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Never think ill of sick ants.