Rigcemkin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless shark.

Rigcemkin created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcemkin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigcemkin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigcemkin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rigcemkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rigcemkin.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.