Largminyik Rattalfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Largminyik Rattalfar created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Largminyik Rattalfar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Largminyik Rattalfar, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Largminyik Rattalfar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Largminyik Rattalfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Largminyik Rattalfar loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the east.