Godxemflis is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying chinchilla.

Godxemflis created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godxemflis, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godxemflis, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Godxemflis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Godxemflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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