Godxemflis is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying
chinchilla.
Godxemflis created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Godxemflis, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Godxemflis, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Godxemflis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Godxemflis' Holy Commandments1. Do not kill dogs.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.