Volstiggep Mipganvab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing eagle.

Volstiggep Mipganvab created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volstiggep Mipganvab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Volstiggep Mipganvab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Volstiggep Mipganvab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Volstiggep Mipganvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Volstiggep Mipganvab loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.