Lidtunarm is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless goat.

Lidtunarm created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidtunarm, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lidtunarm, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidtunarm's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lidtunarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Retreat if five snails approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.