Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless frog.

Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut, it will cry a lot.

Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hubbellnurt Mipnaktenpodcutmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.