Bomlopcut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil fly.

Bomlopcut created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomlopcut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomlopcut, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bomlopcut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bomlopcut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never hurt tortoises.