Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever meerkat.

Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep, she will not care at all.

Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never paint your face magenta.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.