Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever
meerkat.
Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep, she will not care at all.
Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Flisgebzogcabyamgofgep's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Never paint your face magenta.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.