Binhadken is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, selfish
jellyfish.
Binhadken created an up quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Binhadken, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Binhadken, she will come to you in dreams.
Binhadken's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Binhadken's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry gulls.
2. Always help horses.
3. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.
4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Binhadken on top of all buildings.
5. Never mention mice.