Binhadken is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish jellyfish.

Binhadken created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Binhadken, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binhadken, she will come to you in dreams.

Binhadken's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Binhadken's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Always help horses.

3. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Binhadken on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention mice.